The first was for a competition to write a limerick relating to the most recent royal wedding,
and it involves .....
| Prince Harry by |
Was in showing the world her fine rear.
So when Harry espied
Her amazing backside,
His princely response was quite clear!
The second had to relate to the seven deadly sins. Here's one (well, sort of):
| Sloth |
by Dark Meadow
Of the seven, it's hard to decide
Which is naughtier - lust, wrath or pride
With envy and sloth,
Well I'm guilty of both,
But gluttony's toughest to hide.
And lastly, a new one:
An artist who painted a triptych
Told admirers its meaning was cryptic.
He gazed at the sky
And remarked with a sigh,
"The solution lies on the ecliptic."